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Researcher Field Note - 2072 is a NERO Intel in Days Gone.
Description[]
A specimen of Homo Sapiens Mutans Corporosus is studied.
Transcript[]
SFX: MINE INTERIOR, SOUNDS OF NERO PERSONNEL MOVING AROUND
Cpl. Esposito: Jesus, that's a big guy —
Lt. Stewart: Yes, yes it is. Field Note Two Zero Seven Two. We are at Site Sixty Nine, the — where are we?
Cpl. Esposito: The Lost Cabin Mine —
Lt. Stewart: Thank you, the Lost Cabin Mine. We have euthanised a specimen of Homo sapiens mutants corporosus using ten thousand milligrams of ketamine — referencing Field Note Two Zero Seven One, where six thousand milligrams was barely enough to subdue the Homo sapiens mutants albino.
Lt. Stewart: We tracked this subject from its primary habitat structures on the northern rim of Crater Lake — what used to be the Visitors' Centre, I believe, to this mine.
Lt. Stewart: Currently, we have no working theory as to the subject's migratory habits, living patterns, or —
Cpl. Esposito: How about why it's so Goddamn big? Got any theories about that?
Lt. Stewart: Yeah, as a matter of fact, we do.
Cpl. Esposito: Really?
Lt. Stewart: Yeah. Blood tests have shown that Homo sapiens mutans corporosus have extremely elevated amounts of anabolic steroids.
Cpl. Esposito: Wait — so what — before they became infected they were — 'roided out?
Lt. Stewart: Basically, yeah. Not that they were all bodybuilders or athletes taking illegal synthetic androgens, some probably had naturally high levels — the result's the same —
Cpl. Esposito: Yeah? What's that?
Lt. Stewart: They can literally tear you in half. Come on — let's get these samples crated up and get out of here.
SFX: RECORDING CUTS OFF